Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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