Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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