Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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