I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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