R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
we should paint friendship bongs
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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