dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
