i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
smell my finger.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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