To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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