I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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