I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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