So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
