I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
my poor anus
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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