In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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