Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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