I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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