Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
There r osticjed everywhere
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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