at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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