Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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