We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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