If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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