hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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