So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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