Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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