haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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