office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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