Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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