You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
A+ Viking dick
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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