I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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