let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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