So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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