porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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