I need help removing her.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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