i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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