ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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