I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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