We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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