He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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