Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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