Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
