Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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