That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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