i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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