And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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