That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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