Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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