Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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