I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
