Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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