Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
