it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
we have officially lost it.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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